Horoscope or What?
So I get this e-mail that reads: Accurate Horoscopes of 2010. So I’m thinking cool, maybe this will just give me some maybe-it’s-real, maybe-it’s-not insight on this year! Instead; however, I got this:
AQUARIUS – Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter but will Knock your lights out.
Okay, first off, as a whole, it doesn’t tell me anything about my future, it just tells me how I am “supposed” to be or like how I am…..! WTF?
So, I shall dissect it but first I HAVE to start with the subtitle: “Does it in Water????” Um…..nope. Not really. Not even close.
Trustworthy, I guess, I mean, I don’t spread anyone’s “secrets” or gossip more than most people do I suppose….Attractive?….that is for you all to determine. Great Kisser…..how can an ASTROLOGIST tell if I am a “good kisser?” Did he/she kiss a lot of people with different Zodiac signs and say “Well I kissed a bunch of girls who had that water tattoo and they were all Aquarius’s so yeah, they must all be good kissers.” I bet not. What do you think? As for “loving to be in long-term relationships, those of you who know me well know that I don’t prefer to be in any type of relationship…at least not right now.
I DO indeed try very hard at everything I put my mind to and I AM VERY, VERY, VERY clumsy. VERY. I’m definitely not messy and unorganized, the OCD in me simply will NOT allow that! Definitely NOT a procrastinator, I do things right away or else it’s like there is a little foreign man in my brain yelling at me, reminding me I have something to do. Extreme thinker? Affirmative. If I spoke out loud of my thoughts, I think I’d have been committed a LONG time ago.
I don’t have any pets and I know for a fine fact that I irritate people when I tell stories, not just for my attention to every single detail, but also for my over use of the word “like.” Sorry, it’s not as bad as a smoking habit, but I know it’s pretty damn bad. I mean, sometimes things aren’t EXACTLY how I am describing them, they are just similar, or LIKE them, so I use the word like. A LOT.
As for unpredictable…..I’m very bad at cancelling plans at the last minute. Does that count? I try very hard to exceed everyone’s expectations, just not as hard as I should and they are right about one thing, I am not a fighter, I’m not even confrontational. I just turn the cheek, or smile and nod. I’m still wondering….if I’m not a fighter how do you suppose I will “knock your lights out?”
Hm……your guess is as good as mine. As for letting me in on some things that MAY or MAY NOT happen in 2010, this horoscope website didn’t help a bit. Actually, the only purposes I believe it holds are as this very blog and a reminder to myself that I can be flaky, unconfrontational and say like too much.
Check out your lame horoscope @ http://www.libraroom.com/signs/default.htm
Check out a legit horoscope (this one gets sent to my phone every day) @ http://shine.yahoo.com/astrology